Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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