Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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