have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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