The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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