he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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