we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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