Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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