how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
A+ Viking dick
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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