will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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