Are we in a gay sports bar?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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