What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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