oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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