i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I could fuck to npr.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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