I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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