it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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