I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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