why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He has the fingertips of a God
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