its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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