have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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