There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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