i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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