Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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