love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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