Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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