What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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