Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I have post one night stand depression
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
