no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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