It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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