Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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