It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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