I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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