: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I stole a fireplace last night.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
