So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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