I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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