You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
