My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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