11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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