do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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