If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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