If i come over, it means nothing
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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