it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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