I'm really into asian looking animals
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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