eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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