time to smoke my breakfast
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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