I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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