If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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