Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I have demons in me.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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