Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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