I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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