If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize
