If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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