I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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