dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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