is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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