I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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