I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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