do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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