You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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